When I Woke from the Dream, Reality Destroyed Me

Reading advice: 1. For those with a strong physical defense: put on your “brain-crash armor” before reading. 2. For tactical retreat specialists: if you can’t win, run. Don’t try to tough it out! 3. For the Zuan-style counterattackers: curse as you read, and tear the author to shreds! 4. For post-reading recovery: get your health back as soon as you finish. Don’t stay trapped in the dream! (PS: If you’re really determined to read the whole thing, remember to visit a psychiatric clinic afterward and tell them, “This novel drove me crazy.” The doctors have seen it all, so they won’t laugh at you. Just kidding!) The man straightened his Sigma-style outfit and sat bolt upright on a toilet-shaped chair. “Come on, interview me.” When he finished, he squeezed his eyes shut, picked a glob of eye gunk, and flicked it away. 【“I’m going to tell a lie.” “I’m going to make that lie come true.” This story begins with a dream and ends with reality.】 【A story is just a story. A lie will always be a lie!】 【Serious warning! Do not take this book seriously!】 【If you develop mental health problems, the author guarantees they won’t take responsibility!】 【Welcome to the world of madness!】 【Wild ideas】+【suspense】+【brainstorming】=【an itchy brain】+【dandruff】