After Lu Ming, an unemployed museum security guard, binds himself to the King of Hell Appraisal System, the whole style of his livestream goes completely off the rails.
He appraises stolen goods from tomb robbers, and the police rush to pin a trending post overnight: “Officers are on the scene to arrest the streamer!”
Even the rockets fans send as gifts turn into paper sky-rockets. “Bro, if you sell fireworks, don’t send them to me as gifts. I’m worried getting a refund will be a hassle later.”
Faced with a bronze vessel from the Shang or Zhou dynasties, he blurts out, “Buddy, this ding was used to cook King You of Zhou’s hot pot for couples.”
A top-tier rich woman comes to have a jade bangle from her mother-in-law appraised. Lu Ming says:
“Excellent, it’s wonderfully radioactive. Truly, when you’re surrounded by radiation, you don’t know you’re being irradiated!”
The hospital doctor says, “I was wondering who took the nuclear material. Turns out the boss’s mother picked it up. That’s really radioactive!”
