The Teacher Goes Wild in the Siheyuan

What? The storm is about to break, and I’ve become a teacher? Li Qiang pats his startled chest. Thank goodness, thank goodness. Grandpa was a farmer, Dad was a farmer, and I’m a discharged soldier. Most importantly, I’m an elementary school teacher! So I’m in the clear. Heh, now I’m not afraid of anyone. Banggen? What do you mean, the legendary Thief Sage? No way, he’s obviously a clever, bright, well-behaved kid! Where did that Thief Sage’s mom go? Huh? Her chest sure is soft. What? You want to see the Mage and the Celestial Master too? I’ve never seen them. They’re all kind, friendly neighbors who love helping people!