At the New Year's Eve dinner, my uncle bragged, "My daughter earns 20,000 a month, way more than you."
My aunt sneered, "Even I found a rich second-generation guy for my second chance at love. You'd have to throw yourself at someone, and no one would want you."
My dad, drunk, slapped the table and shouted, "I haven't been drinking!"
But they had no idea I'd linked up with a Lying Compensation System.
My phone kept lighting up with notifications:
"Alipay received 1,000 yuan, 2,000 yuan, 5,000 yuan..."
