Tales of a Hapless Taoist Subduing Demons

As a kid, I wanted to be a big boss. When I grew up, I really did become a big boss...’s bodyguard. I caught the boss’s wife cheating and got fired! I really am unlucky. And that’s not all. I rented a place and got haunted by a female ghost! Then I went out to drive an unlicensed cab. Wouldn’t you know it, I picked up two Taoist priests! The fare was fifty, but they only paid twenty, and it was fake money, damn it! They said I was short on virtue in all five elements, plagued by bad luck, and had to keep doing good deeds!