I Cultivated in Seclusion for 100,000 Years: When I Emerged, My Sect Had Become a Girls' School

After a hundred thousand years of seclusion and bitter cultivation, Lu Xiu finally broke through to the Tribulation Transcendence stage, eager to bring glory to the name of the Xuantian Pavilion. But when he opened his eyes, the sect was gone, the sect leader had vanished, and even the spiritual leyline behind the mountain had been turned into hot water pipes for the girls' dormitory! The former sacred land of cultivation had become the Xuantian Women's Cultivation Technology Academy. Their flying sword class taught makeup, the alchemy room produced beauty pills, and even the sect's guardian beast had become a livestreaming celebrity, munching fruit and acting cute all day.

"What kind of place is this?" Lu Xiu was dumbfounded. On his very first day out of seclusion, the dignified elder was mistaken for a pervert stealing underwear. On the second day, he blew up the alchemy furnace. On the third, he accidentally created a "spiritual energy fountain" that the whole academy fought over. To uncover the truth about his sect, he had no choice but to match wits with a gaggle of chattering girls and deal with hilarious clashes between ancient and modern ideas. Sword-flying techniques were mistaken for a brilliant delivery service, purple cloud fungus became a beauty product ingredient, and his ancient secret arts always caused one unexpected disaster after another.

Should he uphold the traditions of cultivation or adapt to this absurd new age? When Lu Xiu finally confronted Su Yao, the "culprit" behind the sect's transformation, he discovered a shocking secret about the Age of Declining Dharma. Through one ridiculous adventure after another, he went from the "Peach-Stealing Hero" to a celebrity around campus. But why does the elder's reputation get worse the more he tries to clear his name?