Shen Lang has a heart condition and is forced to bind himself to an “annoyance System” even more ruthless than the King of Hell coming to collect his life.
Other people's Systems give them divine weapons and cultivation. His only know how to cause trouble:
“Dig up the Supreme God's grave to top up your phone, give the Zerg Queen an OnlyFans-style manicure, drive a hundred thousand sword immortals mad with math problems...”
When the mighty figures of the myriad heavens join forces to hunt him down, holding a banner that reads “Scam Artist,” Shen Lang is busy:
✔️ Turning the tribulation clouds of the cultivation world into “milk tea-flavored heavenly tribulations”
✔️ Teaching vampires to cultivate the “Holy Bible of Light” with “anti-hair-loss shampoo”
✔️ Opening a chain of “dandruff-themed milk tea shops” in the Zerg hive
But as he pries open more and more of the Supreme God's coffins, Shen Lang discovers:
⚠️ The Supreme God's legacy is actually the “Ultimate Cosmic Edition of Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice”
⚠️ The System is actually an “AI office worker driven mad by homework”
⚠️ Summer homework across the universe is mutating into “Cthulhu math monsters”
