My Crazy Childhood Friend Bites My Ear and Coaxes Me Into a Kiss, Making My Beautiful Eyes Tremble and Turn Red

Name: My Crazy Childhood Friend Bites My Ear and Coaxes Me Into a Kiss, Making My Beautiful Eyes Tremble and Turn Red
Author: Chestnut Blossoms Catch Fire

疯批竹马咬耳诱吻，美人眼红轻颤

by Chestnut Blossoms Catch Fire (栗花燃火)

Status: Completed
Length: 346k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Imaginary Kissing Syndrome + Childhood Friends to Lovers + Mutual Pining + Cold, Mean Bad Boy]

Pretty, clueless straight guy bottom × cold, mean, gloomy top

Qi Wu has an embarrassing secret.

His cold childhood friend kisses him from time to time!

Straight guy Qi Wu is shocked and confused! But his childhood friend just stares blankly and keeps pressing close to him. Could he be sleepwalking?

Afraid his friend might become a complete idiot, Qi Wu doesn't dare wake him. He just lets himself be kissed, looking pitiful.

Later, he discovers that his childhood friend has a condition called Imaginary Kissing Syndrome, whose main symptom is an occasional need to cuddle.

Qi Wu can't understand why Xie Jinwei only cuddles him and no one else.

As time passes, Qi Wu gets more and more used to it. He can even pretend to be asleep while they cuddle, but Xie Jinwei starts taking things further.

He doesn't just kiss him. QAQ He even wants Qi Wu to call him "hubby." What should he do?

Xie Jinwei has had a crush on Qi Wu for a long time.

His childhood friend is pretty and adorable, but he's a straight guy who hates gay people.

So Xie Jinwei has to hide his gloomy desires and obediently play the cold, vicious dog at Qi Wu's side.

He has no idea that years of repression have made him sick, and every night his actions are beyond his control.

He thought he would have to bury his secret in his heart for the rest of his life. But Qi Wu keeps doing more and more things without realizing it.

When he's tired, he pouts and asks for a hug.

When he spaces out, he closes his eyes and asks for a kiss.

When he's not fully conscious, he mumbles, calling Xie Jinwei "hubby."

Xie Jinwei: "!" Could Wu Wu like him too?

Xie Jinwei has even picked out their wedding date and is about to confess when he discovers his childhood friend has a secret.

It's a very fresh secret, and it looks like it was left there not long ago.

His little childhood friend turns pale and tries to explain: "Listen to me..."

Xie Jinwei's gaze turns dangerous. With a gloomy smile, he corners him against the wall. "Wu Wu, who exactly are you calling hubby?"

Qi Wu: "Help..."

Other names

So Doted On! What Kind of Best Bro Hugs and Kisses You Every Day?宠疯！谁家好兄弟天天抱着亲啊！Alternate title on Fanqie

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132Chapters

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305.4kReads · all time

1.1kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.7Score

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