The Corporate Drone's Guide to Cultivation: My 996 Life in the Immortal Realm

When an Excel spreadsheet meets an ancient formation, the anti-involution spirit of contemporary social animals sets off a storm in the fairy world. The author uses spicy writing to deconstruct the system of cultivating immortals, depicting heaven as a workplace Shura field for KPI assessment, creating an absurd resonance between the overtime culture and the depletion of spiritual energy. Lu Xiaochuan used the Ctrl+Z retrospection technique to fight against the blessing supervisor. The heroic spirit of the laborer summoned by the bronze work card is just like the collective self-mockery of contemporary social animals-it turns out that even gods cannot escape the clutches of 996. The first 15 chapters perfectly integrate the rules of the modern workplace with the setting of cultivating immortals: Yue Lao's rhetorical trap, the God of Wealth's Bitcoin mine, and the roaring dog's blessing supervision. Each character accurately pokes at the pain points of contemporary society. The setting of Excel breaking the formation is a stroke of genius, which not only retains the refreshing feeling of system flow, but also metaphors the deconstruction of traditional rules in the digital era. The foreshadowing of the expansion of the cracks in the devil's world with overtime work sublimates personal struggle into a fable against alienation. When the protagonist uses workplace methods to expose the corruption of immortal officials, the readers see not only a counterattack, but also a powerful mockery of distorted values.