The Lazy Master Is Three and a Half: Winning the Entire Cultivation World Without Lifting a Finger

[Lazy Master + Ice-Cold Disciple Finds Every Way to Care for a Child + Gossip King Stirs Up Trouble + Cute Pets + Unbeatable Face-Slapping]

Su Muling, the troublemaker everyone in the cultivation world avoids and the most unconventional elder of the Xuantian Sect, retired in glory after the battle at the Sealing Demon Abyss, then settled into a luxurious ancient tomb to await her resurrection.

Three hundred years later, she opens her eyes as Wang Zhenzhen, a three-and-a-half-year-old little dumpling from Wang Family Village! Her body is destroyed, and she can’t return to her sect? No problem!

She has a portable space and god-tier cultivation techniques. She can sit at the village entrance, munch on melon seeds and listen to gossip, and wear an ancient Teng Snake as a bracelet. Life as a lazybones is great.

But then

An unwelcome visitor shatters her peace. Her hapless disciple, Fu Qianhan, shows up at Wang Family Village, where she’s been guarding the tomb, with the Starfall Sword and a White Tiger, putting an end to her peaceful life of lying flat.

Three hundred years have passed, and this icy disciple hasn’t moved on. He’s even evolved into an obsessive master-hunting maniac!

When demonic cultivators accidentally break the ancient tomb’s wards, they expose the “resurrection armor” she’d carefully prepared. During her vulnerable period, Wang Zhenzhen is accidentally taken back to the Xuantian Sect.

And so the Xuantian Sect’s whole vibe is turned upside down:

The god of slaughter, Elder Fu, is always carrying a little pink dumpling in his arms.

Patrolling the sect? Carrying her!

The sect tournament? Carrying her!

Elders getting into fights? Carrying her!

He freezes everyone with his icy glare, yet bends down to peel spirit fruit for his little ancestor, wipe her drool, and serve as her human chair.

The three-and-a-half-year-old toddler may look like a “pitiful mortal child,” but she’s actually the “King of Gossipy Groundhogs”!

She lurks around corners, sneaks through flower beds, and plays matchmaker! When trial disciples make mistakes, she provides live commentary and accidentally becomes their lucky star!

The elders’ secrets? She listens with rapt attention! A cloth tiger knocks out a demon who sneaks in at night? The fame of the “Cloth Tiger God of War” spreads far and wide!

The winds of the cultivation world carry the flavor of her gossip!