Ne Zha 3: Ne Zha and Wukong’s Metaverse Calamity

[The ultimate battle that overturns mythology: will you slay the gods or become a new god?] When Ne Zha defies fate for the third time, he discovers the absurd truth of the world: The Celestial Court is an algorithm, the Investiture of the Gods is code, and he himself is nothing more than a string of bugs among trillions of civilization reboots. When the Golden Cudgel punches through the fourth wall, the Dragon Palace of the Eastern Sea sinks beneath Shanghai's Bund, Sun Wukong livestreams peach sales in the metaverse, and hackers breach the Jade Emperor's incense server. This war has no gods or mortals, only Ne Zha hacking the backend permissions, Sun Wukong refusing to be an NPC, and you, the reader clicking to demand the next update. Their enemies include, but are not limited to: - A fandom data god who kills with bad reviews - A cyber-Yama who has turned the Book of Life and Death into a blockchain - A quantum Tathagata binge-watching dramas inside a time amber - And the God who keeps tapping at the keyboard, trying to make the story “make sense” (also known as the author) The winner will decide: - Will mythology be reborn on Douyin, or will reality be written into a novel? - Become the new Heavenly Dao, or dismantle every server and live as a mortal? - And most importantly: Will the reading progress bar in your hands become the final sword that slays the gods?