Chu Tianming, the young heir of the Marquis Who Guards the Nation, awakens a Prodigal System and from then on charges headlong down the path of self-destruction.
He melts down the founding emperor’s black iron armor to make a gilded toilet, and the spirits of fallen northern soldiers rush to become its toilet god.
He rents out three hundred courtesans to set up an Eight Trigrams formation, and his drunken scribbles turn out to be an ancient alchemy recipe.
He pawns an imperial dragon steed for a one-eyed old horse, never guessing that a Witch God’s treasure is hidden in its eye!
The officials of the entire court cry out in anguish: “If this boy isn’t eliminated, the nation is doomed!”
Yet they see the luck above the young marquis’s head transform into a dragon. The luminous pearl he casually tosses away becomes a national treasure, while the century-old ginseng he feeds to the fish raises a flood dragon.
Chu Tianming looks at the frontier generals kneeling to beg for investment, the chief astronomer climbing over his wall in the middle of the night, and enemy spies crying, “Please, spare my life!” He scratches his spirit-stone-encrusted crown and says, “I just wanted to squander the family fortune. How did you all end up becoming immortals?”
