In Journey to the West, I, Sun Wukong, Swear I Will Never Become a Buddha

Tens of thousands of years ago, Sun Wukong had a dream. He dreamed that he was born into a world of towering buildings. Every day, he sat in a cramped cubicle, tapping out lines of code in front of a computer screen and living the life of a lovesick office drone, working nine to six. Yet when he woke, he was still the intelligent stone monkey inside a rock. But everything in the dream had felt so real that he learned all the secrets of Journey to the West. He had also played a game called Black Myth and watched a Nezha movie, and their stories still stirred his heart. The lessons he had learned about being human in his dream led him to make a choice that went against his true nature. After emerging from the rock, he offered no resistance and obediently went to Lingtai Fangcun Mountain to study the arts. When he returned to Flower-Fruit Mountain, he devoted himself to doing good. He taught the monkeys to read and write, helped others, and even became a court official, using the skills he had learned in his dream to help the Kingdom of Aolai govern its people. He did not wreak havoc in Heaven, the underworld, or the Dragon Palace. He even put an end to every demon threat nearby, becoming the hero worshipped by the Kingdom of Aolai. But he never imagined that a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals would still come to slaughter Flower-Fruit Mountain! It was all because the local Earth God of Flower-Fruit Mountain had reported to the Jade Emperor that its demons were disloyal and planned to overthrow the mortal kingdom! “Damn Heavenly Dao, does Flower-Fruit Mountain really have to be slaughtered?” Just as Sun Wukong was about to fight the Heavenly Court to the death, a prompt suddenly appeared before him. [Vent your anger. You grow stronger by roasting people.] Was this the golden finger mentioned in the novel from his dream? At that moment, the fury in Sun Wukong's heart ignited, and the Three Realms' greatest smart-mouth was born! “Yang Jian, your little sister is going down to the mortal world!” “Guanyin, is your second brother still around?” “Jieyin and Zhunti, have you paid back your karmic merit yet?”