Wait, Why Have All My Passive Skills Gone Crazy?

Five hundred years ago, space shattered and monsters ran rampant, plunging Blue Star into an age of total chaos. Lu Yun woke up to find the world falling apart. Luckily, at eighteen he could awaken by obtaining a spirit medicine and become a professional. Although Lu Yun obtained a top-grade medicine and awakened as the all-around [Holy Knight], a profession that could tank, fight, and even heal, the bizarre thing was that all his Holy Knight skills had mutated. The good news: every skill had become a passive. The bad news: every skill had gone completely haywire! [Steady and Sure]: I stand still and stab you, so you have to stand there and let me hit you! [Skyrocket Monkey]: A handstand Thomas full-circle spin, spiraling straight into the sky! [Maybe Next Time]: A sword thrusts up from the ground, striking right in the rear! [Flowers in Full Bloom], [Open Sesame], [Split Up], [Cross-Dressing Expert]… The moment Lu Yun used his skills, everyone was dumbfounded. Wait, dude, is that right? Weren't you supposed to be a Holy Knight? Are you doing some kind of bizarre meme routine?