The Wise Don’t Fall in Love, and Everyone in the Sect Is an Idiot!

[Female lead stays sharp throughout + a touch of ensemble cast + cultivation + mostly everyday life + happy ending + romance] [Independent, clear-headed, big-dog heroine with plenty of power and a master-level presence, Jiang Heming X Yan Yue, a gentle male ghost early on and a gloomy one later, who plays the male lead] What happens when Jiang Heming, who destroyed nuclear weapons, transmigrates into the body of a cannon-fodder villain with the same name in an old-fashioned novel? Obviously, she has to take on the local big dogs! Jiang Heming refuses to believe anyone could be crazier than her with her around. But... can someone tell her why getting into the immortal sect requires exams in moral education and specialized subjects? And what does it mean that the men need a thousand points while the women only need eight hundred? Her vision goes black. Life is hopeless. So the five years of college entrance exam prep and three years of practice problems have turned into five years to ascend and three years of cultivation? My dead memories have come back to haunt me! Sitting in a sect torn apart by “battles”: Obsessive, deranged eldest senior brother? Discipline him! World-weary, sharp-tongued second senior brother? Discipline him! If something's wrong with their heads, discipline them all! What? There are lunatics outside, too? Discipline them together! Keep going until their eyes are clear! Jiang Heming refuses to believe that once everyone has been trained into behaving, anyone will still want to destroy the world for love. If they do, then she hasn't done her job properly. Her goal: one lunatic, one lesson. Bring peace and order back to the cultivation world! The future of Xuanxiao Sect's Ten Thousand Medicines Pavilion, ideal version: Jiang Heming: the far-sighted eagle Shen Wang: the cunning fox Fang Li: the agile leopard Xie Xie: the battle-ready wolf Duan Changsheng: the... the leader of the sheep? The future of Xuanxiao Sect's Ten Thousand Medicines Pavilion, in reality: Jiang Heming: the mad horse Shen Wang: the troublemaking donkey Fang Li: the scapegoat turtle Xie Xie: the food-swallowing barrel Duan Changsheng: the leader of the sheep! (Confirmed!)