The Cultivation World Is Stressful, So I Became a Sage Through Psychology

[Everyone Is Unhinged + Misguided Cultivation] The Empress Wants to Destroy the World? Dr. Pei: Sit down. Let's talk about your family of origin.

[Genius Psychiatrist vs. The Entire Cultivation World's Lunatics]

Pei Du transmigrated with nothing but a copy of The Care Guide for Severe Mental Illness. He looked up and saw that this cultivation world... was seriously unwell.

[Severe OCD] Sword Saint: Every slash must cut the clouds into perfect squares. Make even the slightest mistake, and he’ll kill himself on the spot. [Persecutory Delusions] Pill Emperor: He’s convinced the Heavenly Dao wants to steal his pill recipes. If anyone so much as glances at him, he’ll blow up his pill furnace and take them down with him. [Bipolar Disorder] Empress: Jiang Yanli, who one moment is crying and begging for a hug, and the next is laughing as she threatens to slaughter your entire family. Faced with these “nuclear bombs” ready to explode at any moment, Pei Du smiled faintly and hung out a sign: “Heart-Healing Pavilion.”

“Senior Sword Saint, that’s an obsessive personality. You need desensitization therapy!” “Your Majesty, your attachment is disordered. You’re starved for affection, so you need to be comforted!” Later, the Sword Saint knelt outside the door for three days and nights just to get a consultation with Pei Du, too afraid to draw his sword. The Pill Emperor bribed Pei Du’s watchdog with imperial-grade pills to snatch a spot in the queue. And the Empress Jiang Yanli, whose name struck terror across the Three Realms, was curled up in Pei Du’s arms, eyes red as she threatened, “Pei Du, I’m not cured yet. If you dare cure anyone else, I’ll burn this world to the ground!”

Pei Du sighed. “Get in line! We’re fully booked today!”