#Powerful leads who dote on each other #Adorable xianxia pets #The aloof immortal lord's image falls apart #He waited thirteen years for him #Lighthearted healing #The ultimate secret-identity reveal
The Yiling Patriarch is reborn as a rabbit. By day, he plays dumb and chews Lan Qiren's whiskers right off. By night, he controls fierce corpses to sneak out and plant radishes, until Lan Wangji grabs him by the scruff. “Wei Ying, your rabbit tail is showing.”
Wei Wuxian returns to the world of the living and opens his eyes as the wildest black-furred rabbit in Cloud Recesses
stealing Lan Wangji's forehead ribbon to sharpen his teeth, tearing up the Rules of Lan to make a nest, and even ordering fierce corpses and little paper people to plant hair-growth spirit herbs for Lan Qiren.
On the surface, Lan Wangji scolds the rabbit with a stern face: “No loud noises, no drinking, and no pets in Cloud Recesses.”
In secret, though, he sews a strawberry-shaped bed himself, brews fruit wine for rabbits, and beneath the portraits he has collected while asking the spirits for answers for thirteen years...
he keeps a wedding robe embroidered with red-eyed rabbits.
Until one full-moon night, Wei Wuxian turns back into a human and, drunk, tumbles into Lan Wangji's bath:
“Lan Zhan! You keep sneaking off to pet my tail. Are you trying to, mmph!”
Later, the entire cultivation world is in an uproar:
“Hanguang-Jun massacred Nightless City for a rabbit!” “The Yiling Patriarch is actually the cutest pet in the cultivation world?!”
Meanwhile, in the quiet chambers of Cloud Recesses, a certain rabbit-eared gentleman rubs his aching waist and sneers:
“Lan Zhan, what happened to that cold and abstinent image you promised to keep?!”
Lan Wangji's gaze darkens as his fingers tighten around the forehead ribbon.
“I found you, so you're mine.”
