Want to Clear My Name? Then Cling Tightly to the Zombie Male Lead

As he neared the end of his life, Long Ke transmigrated into the body of a vicious male supporting character in a male-oriented harem apocalypse novel. He also unexpectedly got bound to a practically useless reborn System, which ordered him to cling to the male lead and help him find the heroine.

But Long Ke had just transmigrated and was already beating up the male lead with his lackeys. Long Ke could only think: I'm so screwed.

To smooth things over, Long Ke offered to pay his medical bills. But the male lead wouldn't even look at him and walked away as if he were a snake or a scorpion.

After the apocalypse began, the System ordered Long Ke to go into a horde of zombies and bring the male lead home.

The male lead was so dumb as a zombie. He couldn't manage his own daily life and kept biting Long Ke's neck. Long Ke had to feed him and even bathe him himself.

Once the male lead finally returned to normal, he announced, "I'm going to find my girlfriend."

Long Ke: What do I do, System?

System: "I believe you can handle it, Host."

So Long Ke shamelessly said, "No problem. I can help you find your girlfriend."

The male lead stared at Long Ke coldly. Seeing the leg Long Ke had finally managed to cling to about to walk away, the System immediately ordered, "Cling to him!"

Long Ke promptly dropped to his knees with practiced ease, wrapped his arms around the male lead's leg, and wailed while dragging along the month-old zombie baby: "How can you be so heartless? You're abandoning your wife and child!"

Male lead: "…"

Bonus scene:

Long Ke: I really like him, but he likes Xiang Yu.

Male lead: I really like him, but he likes Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu: "…" You two are nuts.

Reading guide:

1. The shou spoils the gong early on, the gong spoils the shou in the middle, and they spoil each other later.

2. Both are virgins.

3. The male lead's girlfriend appears later, but she gives up her feelings for him for the sake of humanity.

4. A seemingly straight human shou who is actually as bent as a corkscrew and doesn't realize it VS a seemingly cold and celibate, actually sly and scheming Dragon-Aotian zombie gong.