My Artifact Spirit Teammates Are All Kinda Unhinged

[Hilarious cultivation + a delightfully chaotic ensemble cast + absurd everyday antics]

After inheriting a rundown hotpot restaurant, Xun Sanqi is forced to embark on the most ridiculous entrepreneurial venture in the cultivation world.

He takes one look at his three “top-notch” artifact-spirit teammates: Xuanyu, the rice cooker spirit who keeps coming up with terrible ideas; Qingli, the foodie Sword Immortal who treats demolition sites as performance art; and Mo Jiu, the nine-tailed fox demon who livestreams sales every day. This team has got to be seriously messed up!

When a Sword Immortal's sword energy chops the business license into a QR code, and the fox demon livestreams herself tearing up the place and attracts an inspection from the Immortal Alliance...

The laid-back little cultivator clutches A Guide to Protecting Yourself from Your Teammates in the Cultivation World in his left hand and a sparking, leaky sand pill in his right, then cries out from the ruins of his hotpot restaurant: Please, just act like decent people!

(A certain rice cooker: According to the Artifact Spirit Protection Act, I'm not a person to begin with!)