On the Day My Mother Was Cremated, My Wife Was Playing with a Cat at Her True Love's Home

[The remorseful wife chases her husband] + [the unattainable first love] + [childhood sweethearts] + [angst first, satisfaction later] On the day my mother was cremated, my wife was happily playing with a cat at her childhood sweetheart’s house. Furious, I decisively divorced her and walked away from this disgusting love triangle. I want to see how her company will keep running without me, and whether her sickly childhood sweetheart will still want her!