Genshin Impact: This Author Is a Bit of a Procrastinator

[Everyday life] [Positive vibes] [Joy] [Absurd comedy] Who is Xing Tian? On the surface, he’s just the young master of the Feiyun Commerce Guild. But behind the scenes… He makes the Anemo Archon take the blame: he writes a book called The Six Gods of the Wind and spreads all kinds of rumors. He’s eaten hot pot made from the Geo Archon: he cooks Morax’s divine body and even invites a certain Wangsheng Funeral Parlor consultant to join him. He rebels against the Raiden Shogun, serves as the Dendro Archon’s sage, and is a fan of the Hydro Archon… “Today, we’re not talking about Rex Lapis gathering the adepti. Let’s tell everyone a little story from The Six Gods of the Wind!” “They say The Six Gods of the Wind was written by Mondstadt’s Anemo Archon. He listens to the thousand winds and records everything, including amusing stories about certain gods. Whether they’re true remains to be seen, but, ” “A follower of an Inazuman demon god came forward and confirmed some of the rumors.” The Six Gods of the Wind “The Geo Archon’s a block of wood, the Electro Archon’s a shut-in, the Dendro Archon’s locked in a cage, the Hydro Archon’s an actor, the Pyro Archon supports the future, and nobody loves the Cryo Archon… The six gods are all a bunch of jokers, and only the wind keeps a record~” Xing Tian: “Want to play Seven Kingdoms Kill, the Teyvat version of Three Kingdoms Kill? The kind where you bet everything you own.” What exactly is a fictional historian supposed to fabricate? The Aeon of Elation has spent years trying to figure it out, with no luck. Maybe Xing Tian has a better idea: combining fiction and reality. Too bad it later became rigid. As Xing Tian puts it: “A fictional historian? I’m an Elation guy, okay?!” Xing Tian: “I don’t really like my name. It always gives me the same baffled feeling I get from the Hydro Archon.”