Don't Call Me Boss, I'm a Law-Abiding Entrepreneur

[Reborn + Reformed Gangsters + Business Empire + A Cast of Drama Queens] Jiang Che is reborn on the eve of the Green Dragon Gang's bloody killing spree. He tears up their machete permits and declares, "From today on, anyone who talks about fighting and killing again gets their performance bonus docked!" While his rivals wait for him to make a fool of himself: • Three hundred underlings sweep the streets before dawn and land a contract to supply disposable tableware to restaurants across the city. "We're a pioneering garbage-sorting squad!" • A bubble tea shop opens next to the Anti-Organized Crime Office, its walls covered in "Model Taxpayer" banners. Its special "Anti-Gang Pearl Milk Tea" sells ten thousand cups a day. • A construction company takes on an old-city redevelopment project, and hands over every artifact unearthed at the site that very night. "Our excavators are all fitted with artifact detectors!" The surreal stories circulating in the underworld: "The electric scooters at Green Dragon Logistics are faster than police cars, because late deliveries come with a fine!" "The security cameras at the coffee chain feed straight to 110. When a thug walks in, a legal-awareness broadcast plays automatically!" "The property management at the developments Jiang runs is staffed by Sanda champions, and the security booths have commendations for acts of bravery posted on them..." At an industry summit, real estate tycoons look out the window at three hundred rumbling dump trucks and tremble as they push their contracts away. "We'll voluntarily withdraw from the West City project..." Jiang Che smiles and presses the remote. The dump trucks instantly transform into a bubble tea delivery fleet. "Relax. My employees are rehearsing an emergency response plan for a civilized-city campaign." [The Cutting-Edge-Tech Guide to Staying on the Right Side of the Law] √ The underlings' tattoos are washable decals, and their team-building activity is community volunteering. √ The finance department gets a Porsche for passing the CPA exam, and the legal department has a 100% win rate. When the special investigation team shows up with a three-meter-thick report, Jiang Che hands them a cup of bubble tea. "Remember to leave us a five-star review when you're done. Our shop offers rewards for reporting leads on organized crime."