I Spanked My Husband for Three Days, and He Finally Admitted He's an Evil God

Name: I Spanked My Husband for Three Days, and He Finally Admitted He's an Evil God
Author: MISS Xiaoxiaojie

抽了老公三天，他终于承认是邪神

by MISS Xiaoxiaojie (MISS小小姐)

Status: Completed
Length: 328k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Infinite death game + horror instances + two male leads, one-on-one + both are each other’s first and only + equally powerful leads + face-slapping]

(The blurb isn’t great, but if the story’s bad, you can hit me.)

What do you do when you accidentally marry a trickster evil god and he won’t let you run away?

Wen Shi always thought the patients at the clinic were normal people who just looked strange.

Only after his consciousness awakened did he learn that he was the boss of the weakest F-rank instance in an infinite-loop game. If he couldn’t obtain the [Priest’s Heart] within seven days, he would die.

Inside the instance, players only had to win Wen Shi’s favor 100% to clear it.

But one player was an oddball who pretended to be the instance boss from the start.

Wen Shi: “If you’re the instance boss, then what am I?”

Forced to become a player, Wen Shi also had to follow the rules.

The players had to win over the fake boss.

His target was Xu Jie, whose identity was [Priest]. He had to make Xu Jie fall in love with him and win his heart.

The players entered the game and discovered that the clinic’s patients were all S-rank monsters. The instance boss had revealed his identity from the start. Was this really the weakest F-rank instance?!

After Xu Jie ‘died,’ Wen Shi gained his freedom and set off on a long voyage to earn points and slaughter his way through every instance.

In the first instance, on the night he was about to be killed by a monster, Wen Shi saw his lover, who had died long ago.

Xu Jie ‘flowed’ over him like water. “Wifey, you smell so good.”

Wen Shi: “…”

As the Priest, Xu Jie was in charge of eliminating awakened instance bosses. He never expected to stumble and get tricked into marrying Wen Shi.

At first: “I’m a mighty evil god, a top-tier boss. There’s no way I’m marrying a player who tricked me! Divorce. We have to get divorced!”

Later: “What, a divorce? No, that’s not me, I didn’t do it, impossible! Wen Shi, someone’s framing me!”

Other names

I’m Done Pretending: The Infinite-Flow Boss Is Going to Kiss the Players不演了无限流BOSS就要亲玩家Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

175Chapters

4.3kReads · 30 days

434.7kReads · all time

756Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.3Score

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I finished reading it in one night, and I have to say, it was so damn good! Xu Jie was truly amazing; he never went out of character. His love was extreme, profound, life-or-death, and half-dead. Wen Shi, if he were real, would be someone who dared to love and hate, with clear distinctions between love and hate. The saintly sentiment wouldn't be present in him at all.
57 likes1y ago
It's really good! I don't usually read newly started stories, but the synopsis alone captivated me, and I couldn't resist clicking in. Author, please write more every day! I'll be here every day to follow your updates. Love you, author! ❤️
29 likes1y ago
Here comes the young lady's new book! It's about a crazy little couple, it's super, super good! The character designs and plot are very clear, and the pacing is not dragging.
26 likes1y ago
It's very good, but I didn't expect that my two favorite characters would turn out to be the main villains. Actually, it's quite sweet, but because the emotions are so nuanced, it makes you feel a little bittersweet. Their feelings are mutual. (They've grown mouths.)
22 likes1y ago
Even after an all-night speedrun, there are still things worth revisiting. There's a detail in the Ye Mansion that I only just remembered: Chen Sinian's death included a scene of his neck being gouged out, and the tiger abuser had his hand severed. Everyone has a plausible way of dying. Rabbit eyes, hunchback faces, deer antlers, eagle claws… beyond the surface, the characters are comprehensive.
19 likes1y ago
This is so awesome! I've been having so many bad reads lately, but I knew I was in love with this one after just a little bit. I thought Xu Jie would be very composed, but it turns out she's another peacock-snatcher! It's so satisfying. Mutual love is wonderful (though forced love seems pretty satisfying too, lol). It was very short. It tasted delicious, so I savored it repeatedly.
18 likes1y ago
It's so good! Although the prequel is a bit long, it's still great. The prequel is exactly as described in the synopsis. It only took a few hundred words, but it made me cry twice. It's so good! Xiao Xu's love-struck protagonist is so wonderful!
15 likes1y ago
The premise is quite novel. Wen Shi was originally just a boss in an F-rank dungeon, but he awakened his own consciousness. He discovered his shadow had run away, so he sought to find it. Xu Jie is a demigod, a hidden evil god, and a top-tier player priest, specializing in hunting dungeon bosses who have awakened their own consciousness.
13 likes1y ago
Ahhh, it's so good! Xu Jie is so lewd! Oh, the author writes so directly, hahaha, so embarrassing! This book has a tight plot and a moderately paced romance. I almost gave up on it every time I read it; if I hadn't had that thought, it might have been even better. There are only four story arcs! Not nearly enough!! It felt like I finished it in no time, sob sob sob.
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Need I say more? It's great! [I've already watched it] [First of all, it was really satisfying to finally finish reading it after two days. The characters in the story have distinct personalities and possess the contradictory psychology unique to humans, making them vivid!
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