King Zhou Overheard My Thoughts and Went on a Killing Spree

Comedy + Investiture of the Gods + Inner Thoughts + Devoted Couples + Cultivation + Partly Alternate History Mihuan, a corporate wage slave, transmigrates into the Shang dynasty as Mihuan, daughter of the Marquis of Gui. The original Mihuan was executed by King Zhou for refusing to indulge in debauchery, and her father was minced into meat paste as a result. Mihuan: [King Zhou is lecherous, debauched, and cruel. If I want to stay alive, I have to give him what he likes!] Yin Zishou: Who's speaking? Who are you calling cruel? Me? To save her own life, Mihuan gives it everything she's got! First, a little crouching dance. [Wait, why isn't he taking the bait? Am I not seductive enough?] “Baby, come here!” Yin Zishou: You've got a lot of nerve, calling me a lowlife! “Drag her out and execute her to rally the troops!” Mihuan: [You old geezer, what's with the swagger? No matter how impressive you are, you'll still end up burning yourself to death at Deer Terrace!] Yin Zishou: Don't call me King Zhou. I am the Human Emperor, Di Xin! Mihuan, the wage slave, turns her life around: Ao Bing becomes a guard! Shi Ji becomes a maid! The Nine-Tailed Fox gives her a shoulder massage, while the Pipa Demon pounds her legs. As for little brat Nezha, he needs a beating so bad even his parents won't recognize him! And Jiang Ziya? Heh heh, I'll make sure he gets a proper taste of misery! Yin Zishou: My beloved consort has spoken. You will all obey without question!