Blind Box Consort: The Tyrant's Persona Is Falling Apart Today

Overworked office drone Lin Jiujiu is forced to bind herself to the “Random Character Archetype System” and transmigrates into history’s most ill-fated imperial favorite. On the very day the tyrant ascends the throne, her original self is sentenced to death by white silk for stepping over the threshold left foot first. To stay alive, she has to open a random character archetype box every morning at midnight: [Today’s limited edition: Green-tea seductress] Clinging to the tyrant’s leg and soaking three pairs of dragon-embroidered trousers with her tears, she wails: “Your Majesty wants to kill Jiujiu. It must be because Jiujiu isn’t sweet enough~” [Today’s limited edition: Cross-dressing master] Wearing the pomegranate-red dress sent by the Crown Prince of the Eastern Palace, she dances “Pure Land of Bliss” in court. “The Crown Prince and I are as close as sisters. This fabric is so smooth it practically shines.” [Today’s limited edition: Animal transformation] She carries a memorial in her mouth and scrambles onto the rafters of the imperial study. “Woof! This memorial calls Your Majesty a dog. I’ll tear it up for you!” All of Great Xia is betting on how many days the bewitching consort will survive, but the tyrant flips the betting table. “It’s my blind box. I’ll open it myself.” But when Jiujiu finally draws the [Normal Human] card, the tyrant crushes the System. “Now it’s my turn to open you up.”