[While everyone else transmigrates into an Embroidered Uniform Guard and works around the clock hunting rebels]
[ I got the most hardcore job System in history: slacking off ]
While everyone else stays up all night staking out suspects: they hang their identification badges at the city gate and wait for criminals.
After I clock out and head home: I stop for a bowl of duck blood vermicelli soup.
The Northern Pacification Office is furious: “For three months straight, you’ve been climbing over the wall to leave early at the hour of the dog!”
The Commander says, “You sleep like a log as soon as you get off work every day. At your age, how can you sleep so easily?”
Lu Yu says, “This subordinate has been tracking the whereabouts of the Ming Cult day and night!”
At last, the Embroidered Uniform Guards storm the Ming Cult’s lair
The Ming Cult’s Holy Maiden smiles seductively. “Why go to such lengths to stop us, my lord? Once we take the throne, we guarantee…”
Alarm bells ring in Lu Yu’s mind: ‘If their coup succeeds, will I have to work all year without a single day off?’
He immediately draws his Xiuchun Saber for the first time. “You dare take away my nine-to-five? What dynasty’s idea of a blessing are you?”
