From the Start, the Old Neighbor Shoved a Sword Immortal Bride at Me

Slow burn + martial world and court intrigue + transmigrate + no System + multiple heroines + lie flat + mind games Note: This is not a wish-fulfillment novel that gets exciting from the start. The early chapters involve a lot of setup. Chen Tianyi spent his entire life as a corporate drone, only to transmigrate to another world after dying from overwork. Just when he thought he could finally lie flat, he discovered that cultivators were everywhere, shamans could summon tribulation lightning with their rituals, and even the old locust tree at the village entrance was a peerless sword capable of suppressing the Demon Emperor. He had planned to live out his days in peace in Green Ox Village, but one thing after another kept cropping up. “You cultivate immortality, I farm. You seek the Dao, I pickle salt.” Chen Tianyi raised his middle finger at the sword immortals filling the sky. “But if anyone touches my braised pork, millet wine, or Widow Wang at the village entrance...” As his woodcutter’s knife came down, ninety thousand li of stars and rivers rolled backward. Later, the history books would record: that day, cooking smoke became sword qi, and salted fish attained immortality.