What a Great Mutated Spirit Root: It Makes My Brain Spin

Fake mutated spirit roots: mutated fire spirit root, mutated water spirit root... A real mutated spirit root: one that can mutate anything. After Li Yi discovered that he had awakened a mutated spirit root, his brain began spinning a hundred times a second. A mighty Wolf King? I’ll turn you into a little husky. A shameless old man looking for a fight? Quit yapping, or I’ll turn your mouth into a chrysanthemum. A swaggering tribulation-transcending powerhouse? I’ll make you bald and see how you keep showing off. Wait, how did I, a Qi Refining cultivator, mutate into someone with the aura of a tribulation-transcender?! Years later, a reporter asks the disciples of the Elemental Immortal Sect what they think of Li Yi: “Being a genius is just the price of admission to meet him. By the time you’ve worked your way to the summit, you’ll find he’s long since grown bored of the view.” “So he has no flaws?” “Of course he does, brother.” “He borrows money and never pays it back.” “But he only borrows from demonic cultivators.” “He’s always getting into trouble.” “But he always manages to sort it out.” “In short, when his brain starts spinning, you’d better know that someone’s about to be in a world of trouble.” (A fun, zany journey with a warm heart.)