Slay the Gods: My Father Is Zhang Erhe? Ha, My Dad Is Zhao Kongcheng

[Slay the Gods + System + Comedy + Emotionally Steady “Turn-Off”] Zhao Zhengbin is an utterly ordinary office drone. One day, while his father is using the toilet, he has a sudden mysterious encounter. Then a truck driver knocks his virginity out of him, and he awakens the legendary “My Father Is Zhang Erhe” System! The System is useless at everything except screwing over its host’s dad. It requires Zhao Zhengbin to shout “My dad is Zhao Kongcheng!” anytime, anywhere, to activate his golden finger. Otherwise, it will put on a live “Five Thunderbolts Strike You Down” show right where he stands. Even more absurdly, the System comes with an AI voice that mocks him: “Your dad is Long Aotian? Who’s that? Never heard of him! From now on, your dad’s name is Zhao, Kong, Cheng!”