Ordinary Man, 996: I Grind My Way to Sainthood at a Creepy Cultivation Company

【A Guide to Fighting Back Against Overwork in the Cultivation World】“Died from 996 overwork and transmigrated to the cultivation world?! Hilarious! Cultivating as a wage slave = 996 PLUS? A Demon Venerable boss, KPI reviews, and overtime sacrifices! No! I’ll use the art of slacking off to make the 【Blessings Sect】 laugh! Reject the rat race, starting with me!” A hilarious day-to-day tale of wage slaves cultivating immortality, guaranteed to make you laugh your abs sore and forget the pain of 996! Watch an office drone use the art of slacking off to flip this 996 cultivation world on its head! Others transmigrate: golden finger × System √ overpowered hero. Ordinary people transmigrate: clocking in on DingTalk √ KPIs √ cultivating for blessings! “Your esteemed sect sacrifices hair to cultivate? Our Blessings Sect burns lifespan instead!” The Demon Venerable boss’s OKRs suppress the four seas, while the HR elder’s psychological manipulation strikes straight at the soul. When modern wage slaves unlock cultivation-world jargon: code incense = Foundation Establishment Pill, reading a message and replying with nonsense = protective aura, BUG escape technique = instant teleportation! This hilarious cultivation tale will show you that slacking off can break through to Nascent Soul, the anti-overwork heart sutra can slay inner demons, and true ascension comes from comprehending the Heavenly Dao while taking a paid bathroom break! If the beginning hasn’t hit the spot, don’t worry. The real fun comes later.