I’m a brand-new writer, a complete novice with a head full of fantasies, and I’ve put them all down on paper. The logic’s a mess, so please bear with me.
I lost my job and was going to get a coffee at a café. But an argument broke out between other people, and I ended up getting struck by lightning.
Even worse, the lightning only hit me.
The Heavenly Dao apologized profusely. “I’m so sorry. It’s all my fault. How about you go save another world?”
“Why should I? Do I look like someone you can push around?”
“If you succeed, I’ll give you this much.” The Heavenly Dao held up a hand.
The world needs saving, and I’m ready to answer the call!