In the 37,000th year of the Great Wilderness calendar, Chen Changsheng wrote in his annual risk assessment report:
“Spiritual energy decline index: up 18.7% year over year. Three new areas contaminated by demonic energy. Countdown to the Ninefold Heavenly Tribulation: 999 years.”
“Recommended measures: 1. Buy meteorite insurance for the mountain-protecting array. 2. Get accident insurance for Junior Sister's tail. 3. Bury a cross-realm teleportation array in the outhouse.”
As the most ordinary sweeper disciple of the Xuantian Sword Sect, Chen Changsheng's daily routine includes:
▷ Uncovering a demon cult spy while running background checks on new disciples
▷ Improving the body-tempering medicinal bath while suppressing Junior Sister's demon emperor bloodline
▷ Melting down fragments of the Godslaying Spear to make a self-heating hotpot
Until one morning, his divination revealed:
“A sign of bloodshed points to you.”
“Tribulation survival rate: 0.0001%.”
“Recommendation: immediately activate Rebirth Contingency Plan No. 108.”
As the Chaos Green Lotus bloomed in his dantian, Chen Changsheng gazed at the sky full of tribulation clouds and fell into deep thought:
They said I should play it safe and steadily build my strength. How did I end up becoming the biggest variable in the Three Realms?
