I Just Wanted to Read a Novel, but the System Insisted I Become a Tycoon

[Get Rich Overnight] + [Socially Mortifying] + [Comedy] + [Ridiculous] "Other people drain their batteries reading novels. I read novels and rake in the cash!" When Lin Yang discovers he can exchange novel-reading for real money, he thinks his big break has finally arrived. Until the System displays a message: √ Open a cat cafe for stray cats to earn [Meow Coins] √ Dance in the principal's office to unlock [Money-Power Domain] √ Help the aloof campus belle audit her accounts to trigger [Wall Street's Curse]... Even more ridiculously, three beautiful women start exploiting bugs: His med-student childhood friend brandishes a scalpel: "Your heart rate is high enough to redeem a boyfriend experience pass!" The money-loving campus belle pushes up her gold-rimmed glasses: "The balance sheet says you owe me a date!" His sharp-tongued senior sets up a ring light: "Guys, this is the legendary male lead who gets richer the more trouble he causes!" When his wealth passes the hundred-million mark, the floating gold coin symbol above Lin Yang's head shines like a disco ball: "Please, can't you just let me be a quiet rich guy?"