Lin Xiao, an unlucky player with the entire launch-day collection, transmigrates to Teyvat and lands the most infuriating golden finger imaginable: the Fourth Calamity Stability Maintenance System.
Every day, he’s either fixing bugs or stopping players from pulling some ridiculous stunt. The 108th time he rescues a player bent on getting themselves killed from Raiden Ei’s blade, he finally drops to his knees and cries to the heavens:
“I can’t handle this bunch of players!”
Watch these troublemaking players remake Teyvat:
- Build Xiao an airborne trampoline park using Starfell Swords
- Teach Nahida to write The Guide to Breaking Through Anti-Addiction Systems
- Set up an open-air KTV at the Mausoleum of King Deshret and sing the Great Compassion Mantra
Watch the laid-back administrator get stuck cleaning up their messes:
- Patch the Jade Chamber, which players have glitched through the floor, with Slime gel
- Stay up all night convincing Zhongli that “barbecuing with Vortex Vanquisher is a Liyue tradition”
- Put on anime for the Raiden Shogun so she won’t cut the players to pieces
When the Seven’s meeting turns into a roast session about players’ outrageous antics, and the Abyss Order starts paying top Mora for player guides, Lin Xiao finally realizes that these troublemakers are the strongest weapon against the Heavenly Principles, if they don’t turn themselves into a World Boss first!
The character design is seriously OOC, and the players are useless
Very very very very beautiful
Very pretty,
I saw the fun