The Fake Heiress Makes a Comeback by Understanding Animal Speech and Tames the Arrogant Young Officer

“Ever since my brain rotted, I’ve loved watching these ridiculous shorts,” Shu Shu had just fired off a barrage of comments when, the next second, she transmigrated into the story as its universally hated fake heiress.

From the start, the villain who’d been her childhood friend pinned her down to make her hate him. Then her hearing suddenly became a hundred times sharper, and she could even understand mosquitoes’ thoughts.

“Poor fake heiress. The real heiress is tearing up her birth certificate and destroying the proof that she was switched at birth. The Lu family in the capital is way richer than the Shu family.”

She resolutely went to claim her birth family, skipping countless heartbreaking scenes of emotional and physical torment.

The capital’s socialites played tricks on her and set traps, waiting for her to fall in.

A Persian cat leapt onto the windowsill to deliver a warning: “They’re setting up a piano competition to make you lose horribly.”

Shu Shu practiced hard and dazzled everyone at the competition, winning herself a crowd of devoted fans.

When she went off to study, someone swapped her exam paper. A pretty myna bird came to warn her: “Whatever you do, don’t sit in your usual seat, or you’ll get a zero and die of embarrassment.”

After a fierce battle of wits, she finally exposed the real heiress’s true nature, taught her a lesson, and gave everyone a satisfying sense of justice.

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Shu Shu and Jiang Yixing’s marriage began as a joke. Shu Shu risked her life for Jiang Yixing, the villain in the book, and declared, “You’re destined to be widowed, orphaned, and alone. You won’t get a wife, you’ll never have children, and you’ll grow old all by yourself.”

To her surprise, the arrogant and unruly villain did the opposite and sent a betrothal gift on the spot, asking Shu Shu to marry him.

At first, theirs was a hate-to-love story. But as they acted out their hatred, feelings they shouldn’t have had began to grow.

Later…

The handsome young man’s eyes turned red. “You swore I’d never have a wife or children, so I’ll punish you by making you my wife. Give me a son and a daughter, then you can leave. How does that sound?”

Once Jiang Yixing warmed up the bed, he kept it warm night and day.