The Spoiled Cannon Fodder Won’t Behave, So the Unhinged One Makes Her Cry in Seconds

Name: The Spoiled Cannon Fodder Won’t Behave, So the Unhinged One Makes Her Cry in Seconds
Author: Blondie the Lop-Eared Bunny with Tiny Feet

作精炮灰不乖，疯批分分钟弄哭你

by Blondie the Lop-Eared Bunny with Tiny Feet (黄毛小脚立耳兔)

Status: Completed
Length: 283k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Dual Male Leads + The Second Male Lead Takes Over + Dual Awakening + Sweet, Flirty Indulgence + On-Screen Comments + Obsessive, All-Consuming Love]

[Pretty, Scheming White Lotus Cannon Fodder Bottom × Cold, Awakened, Dark, Yandere Villain Top]

Lu Xingyun is a white lotus cannon-fodder character whose role is to help the sweet romance develop. Most of the time, he spends his days sabotaging himself and tormenting the protagonist bottom, like clocking in for a job as an overworked lackey.

One day, as he was up to his usual antics, a string of on-screen comments suddenly floated across his vision.

[Ha! Sure, you look like a little cake, but that doesn't excuse your rotten behavior.]

[Can the second male lead hurry up and show up already? Leave this little troublemaker in Country A and make him disappear for good.]

The insults kept getting worse, and Lu Xingyun couldn't take it anymore.

“Waaah! I know I was wrong. Pwease stop scolding me QAQ”

[What? You can actually see our comments?]

Once they learned that the little cake wasn't actually bad, but was just trapped by his role in the book, everyone joined forces to give the pretty cannon fodder a complete makeover!

[The two protagonists are up ahead! Hurry and take a detour to avoid the plot!]

Little Cake: “There's no way through. Can I climb down the drainpipe?”

[This is when someone should ask, ‘Baby, why are you so cute?’]

Then Lu Xingyun spotted the person he had feared most since childhood: the protagonist's uncle.

[SOS! The person who hates you most in the whole world is here!]

[Run, baby! He'll make you disappear on the spot!]

Lu Xingyun took their advice and avoided the second male lead like the plague!

But the second male lead clung to the little cake like a creepy, lurking ghost, refusing to let him go.

He personally tied the little cake up and dumped him at a private estate in Country A.

“Lu Xingyun, there are consequences for hiding from me.”

[How did the aloof second male lead turn into a dark yandere?]

[The white lotus cannon fodder went off the grid in Country A, only to be kidnapped by the second male lead and kept as his canary?]

Other names

The White Lotus Cannon Fodder Awakens, and a Twisted Yandere Coaxes Her to the Top白莲炮灰觉醒，疯批病娇诱哄上位Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

121Chapters

1.3kReads · 30 days

139.6kReads · all time

199Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.8Score

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"Rainy days can easily lead to more than just decadence; their side-by-side umbrellas are also a kind of ambiguous veil, with translucent butterflies splashing as they drip from the umbrella and land on the ground, as if deliberately dancing for them." I especially like this sentence. Yes, although Fu is obsessive and extremely controlling, he will stop at nothing to keep people by his side.
64 likes1y ago
I've never been able to get my hands on Lu Xingyun's little cake 😫
22 likes1y ago
I haven't seen such a good book in a long time. It doesn't require any brainpower, there's no strategic thinking involved, it completely abandons techniques and unnecessary considerations. Every action feels completely instinctive, all the actions stemming from the human instinct to kill. This is pure combat; it's so exhilarating to read, making me forget the deceit and treachery of modern society. 🌚
15 likes1y ago
Seeing some of the comments felt like the wrinkles in my cerebral cortex were instantly smoothed out and stretched, bringing a moment of relaxation, as if I were strolling through the Norwegian Wood 😄👍
14 likes1y ago
It's pretty good. This is one of the few books I've read that doesn't portray the original male lead as overly evil. 🤦 Many books depict the male lead as a villain or a manipulative woman, and basically, he's different from the original male lead. This one doesn't have that problem; this setting feels quite good.
9 likes1y ago
Huang Mao's writing is so good! Although President Fu is a bit obsessive, he still respects Xiao Lu, helping her find an umbrella on a rainy day, cooking soup for her, and always protecting her. Our President Fu's love is always admirable.
9 likes1y ago
It's really good, but the comments are driving me crazy. I'll still keep watching though.
8 likes1y ago
It's great! The author did a fantastic job developing the characters, and the story is fantastic 🥰. The couple is also very sweet, but the original timeline is a bit angsty 😢😢. Wishing Xiao Lu and President Fu a long and happy life together 💕
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