Three Kingdoms: Reborn as Adou, and the Good Life Is Too Sweet to Leave

An overworked office drone dies and wakes up as Adou. At Liu Bei’s deathbed entrustment, he immediately gives up: “The throne is too hot to handle. Find the next person in line!”

But while he lies flat and watches the drama unfold, things get out of hand. He recites the Memorial on Sending Troops, and Zhuge Liang takes it for a final decree. He calculates provisions, and Zhao Yun treats him like a sage. He coughs up a bit of blood and phlegm, and it becomes ironclad proof that he has “poured out his heart and soul”!

The Five Tiger Generals: “Our young lord is a master of hiding his true abilities!” Wu spies: “He must have a scheme in that brothel!”

As the civil and military officials mistake this lazy fish for a great ruler and practically weld the imperial robe onto him, Adou cries out: “I just want to slack off. Why are you forcing me into the imperial robe?”