Taking Pinduoduo to the Ancient World: Surely I Don’t Have to Become a Eunuch

[Transmigration + Absurd comedy + Invincible hero + Wish fulfillment + Humor + Pinduoduo + Doctor + Farming + Beauties + Dynastic power struggle + Alternate history]

Zhou Pingyang transmigrates to a strange ancient world.

And from the start, his uncle is planning to send him to the imperial palace to become a eunuch.

The reason? Eunuchs get the best benefits, on par with successful candidates in the highest civil service examinations.

Zhou Pingyang flatly refuses.

I’m getting married in ten days!

I’m about to enter the bridal chamber, and you want to castrate me?

His uncle immediately panics:

“Being a eunuch is a wonderful career! You get a monthly salary, plenty of chances to earn extra money, and a generous year-end bonus.

“Most importantly, you get to empty Consort Shu's chamber pot at night!”

Zhou Pingyang: “Get lost!”

I've got a Pinduoduo guy by my side.

With a divine tool like this, why would I ever go to the palace?