“Who stole my underwear?! If I catch you, you’ll regret it!!!”
The sect’s Grand Elder shouted in despair, wishing he could turn the entire sect upside down to find the despicable little thief!
This was already the tenth pair of underwear stolen from him this month!!! Every time he had to sneak out and buy more, he was mortified!
What an utterly shameless thief! This was beyond outrageous!
“Reporting to the Grand Elder, I know who stole them!”
A passing disciple slipped quietly into the Grand Elder’s study to report the culprit.
“Who is it? Hurry up and tell me!!!”
“It’s Wang Rong! I saw her sneaking into your bedroom with my own eyes! She must be the one who stole them!”
“Good, good, good! Go bring that despicable little thief to me at once!!!”
The Grand Elder ordered furiously.
“Yes!”
“Grand Elder, this is bad, this is really bad! Wang Rong stole all the underwear belonging to the disciples across the entire sect! Now she’s nowhere to be found!!!”
“What did you say!!!”
Overcome with rage, the Grand Elder toppled backward and hit the ground, unconscious.
Meanwhile, Wang Rong, the culprit who had made off with her haul, set up a stall in the black market.
[Underwear from every disciple in the Jin Xuan Sect, all in stock, with styles to suit everyone! Not 9,998, not 998, just 99.8! For only 99.8, you won’t lose out or get ripped off! Take home a pair of stylish underwear today!!!]
This is hilarious! Just a friendly reminder: never watch this while eating!
Excellent, this kid has the makings of a platinum star! Hahaha! (Laughs like a villain)