A Three-Year-Old Fake Empress Dowager! Reading Minds, Spreading Gossip, and Growing Radishes

Comedy + doted-on heroine + mind reading + bluffing + banter At the tender age of three, she transmigrated to another world and became the empress dowager! Little Wanwan thought, This script is pretty interesting! Born with the ability to read minds, she could see right through the thoughts of every official at court. And with her “absolute bluffing” skill, she could fool the emperor and his ministers alike, leading them all around by the nose! And that wasn’t all! A mysterious radish spirit was living inside her, capable of growing all kinds of magical radishes! Her spirit-plant affinity awakened, allowing her to talk to countless plants. She was always first on the scene for gossip, and had all the latest news! [Ding! Detected the prime minister’s inner thoughts: This old man will get his good-for-nothing son into the Imperial Guard!] Little Wanwan said in her baby voice, “Prime Minister, your son still wets his pants. He’d better practice at home a while longer!” The prime minister: dead! [Your Majesty, the empress dowager observed the stars last night. There’s a green glow above your head, and you may be in danger of a bloody calamity!] The emperor cried in terror, “Mother, save me!” Little Wanwan: “Don’t panic. Hand me the imperial seal to keep for forty-nine days, and the calamity will be averted!” The emperor obediently handed over the seal. Little Wanwan beamed: This throne will be mine sooner or later! And that heaven-defying radish spirit produced one magical radish after another! The Mighty Vajra Radish, which could punch an enemy general flying! The Thousand-Mile Eyes and Ears Radish, which could eavesdrop on the enemy from hundreds of miles away, and even catch the neighbor, Old Wang, gossiping about his hen laying an egg! The Invisibility Radish, which let her sneak anywhere in the forbidden palace, and maybe take a peek at her own son having a bath! The Ultimate Trash-Talking Radish, which left the emperor speechless, made the court officials question their lives, and drove foreign envoys to their knees begging for mercy! Watch how this three-year-old empress dowager uses her overpowered cheat abilities to take the court by storm and become history’s greatest gossip lover!