You Don't Get It. You Have to Queue Up to Be His Dog
你不懂，给他当狗是要排队的
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- Completed
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- 301k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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- Bad Kitty Opens Her Mouth, and Half Your Bones Turn to Jelly坏咪一开口，半边骨头都被骂软了Alternate title on Fanqie
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What is a heartthrob? This is it... So delicious! Ahhhhh, while other heartthrobs are still immersed in dog training literature, Qingqing only needs to wait for the puppy to bring the leash to her. Cold-faced cutie, rise up! 💕💕💕
So cute! Cheng Xiaoqing is just too adorable! Her cold face is cute, her tsundere side is cute, and when she sticks out her tongue and acts naughty, she's so cute you wouldn't even notice if someone died next to you 😄 She's a true heartthrob 🥰 This is so satisfying! Author, how did you create such a wonderful portrait? I've really enjoyed it! 🥰 Please update more, author, please! 💕💕💕
Little Qing is so adorably cold-faced! When she's happy, she'll rub her tail against the naughty dog. When she's unhappy, she'll put on a stern face, looking cool, but she's just so incredibly cute! O(≧∇≦)O (☆^ー^☆)
A cool, adorable face—that's the power of authority! 🥰🥰😳
Everyone, please don't miss out on this author! Her writing is absolutely divine, like the most delicious meal I've ever had! I've already followed so many of her works; her writing style and characters are all superb. Please support this author! 😫😫😫 How can someone with a cold, adorable face be the most adorable person in the world?!
This is the kind of adorable character I've always wanted! It's so perfect, it made my child dizzy with delight, completely absorbed in the food, so happy! This book is a godsend for those who are easily controlled; Qingqing is just so cute and adorable with her cool demeanor. Author, how can you write so well?! However, I'm really sad that I can't see any of your other works. Damn you, please stop blocking me! 😢😢😢
This is so good! Author, please support me with more updates! Qingqing baby is so cute, she's adorable to death! This heartthrob is so awesome!
Qingqing... My wife 🥰, you cold-faced cutie, rise up! Qingqing is both cute and strong, I love strong characters, no one can threaten my wife.
Amazing Misu!! Cheng Qing is so adorable! The character setting in the first chapter is excellent: carefree, aloof, and arrogant, yet simultaneously curious and mischievously enjoying seeing others fail. This kind of cuteness isn't about wide, round eyes or a soft, coquettish voice; it's more like a kitten's cuteness.
It's so good, so incredibly good! I haven't watched much, but I couldn't resist leaving a comment. It's really great. The only thing I personally don't like is that it's not all BL; there are some GBBG elements. It would be better if it were changed so that some girls like the bottom but don't end up with him.