From the Start, I Talked Lu Bu into Sworn Brotherhood and Rebellion

While squatting in a latrine, I unexpectedly transmigrated to the late Eastern Han dynasty, where I swore brotherhood with the young Lu Bu and begged for alms together with him in Pingyuan County. After Lu Bu went off to study under a master and learn his trade, I begged alone for ten years, until I finally awakened the God-Tier Begging System. “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully begged Lu Bu for alms. Affection +1. Reward: one case of Moutai.” “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully begged the Han Emperor for alms. Affection +1. Reward: ten thousand taels of gold.” “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully begged Guan Yu for alms. Affection +1. Reward: one bottle of Divine Strength Pills.” “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully begged Diao Chan for alms. Affection +1. Reward: one bottle of Youth-Preserving Pills.”