My Dog Is Called Lord Swallow-the-Sun

【No Brain-Dead Plot】 【No Unnecessary Padding】 【No Saintly Do-Gooder】 “What? You want to know how I can catch a nuclear bomb with my bare hands?” “Oh! That's called attaining sainthood through the flesh!” “What? You want to know how I can frighten thunderbolts away with a single glance?” “Oh! That's called the Eye of Origin!” … “Kid! If you weren't of the same human race as me, you'd have to bow respectfully and call my dog Lord Devourer of the Sun!”