The Aloof Buddhist Monk Meets a Snack-Loving Cultivation Addict

[Pocket dimension and spiritual roots + romance + cultivation and power progression + revenge]

Highly recommended as a bedtime audiobook for sleepless nights. It'll put you right to sleep. (If you like funny, lighthearted stories, check out my other book: Tomb-Sweeping Day: I Became a Temporary Worker in the Underworld.)

There are more romance scenes in the first few chapters. After that, very few.

Yun Mu's sayings

Let the stomach enjoy itself while the heart longs to be slim. Life is short, so have another bowl.

The cultivation world is so vast. I want to go see it.

Nobody in China would eat this fasting pill, not even a dog.

The most painful thing in the world must be transmigrating and having your money reset to factory settings.

Who else can relate? I transmigrated and became an overworked wage slave in the cultivation world.

Dear motherland, please come rescue me. I want to go home.

As a naive, clueless college student who's never been beaten down by society, Yun Mu transmigrates from the start and tackles a cool, ascetic Buddhist cultivator to the ground on the spot, hands on his chest, with her on top.

It gets pretty intense, but the first thing she asks is, "Hey, handsome, your skin looks amazing. What skincare products do you use? Could you send me a link?"

A Chinese woman who'll ask for a link every time.

The Buddhist cultivator has a wild imagination. He falls in love at first sight and becomes completely lovestruck.

Maybe the roasted chicken smells too tempting, or maybe the girl eating it is just too adorable. The Buddhist cultivator, who has eaten nothing but vegetarian food his whole life, suddenly falls for roasted chicken, and even more for the girl eating it.

But his little girl doesn't seem to have realized how she feels yet, and his good looks aren't working.

What should he do? Asking online. It's pretty urgent.