Live-Streaming the Art of Dragon Slaying: Emperors of Every Dynasty Panic

Name: Live-Streaming the Art of Dragon Slaying: Emperors of Every Dynasty Panic
Author: Huang Bei Xuan

直播屠龙术，历朝皇帝都慌了

by Huang Bei Xuan (荒北玄)

Status: Completed
Length: 371k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Great Qin] [Great Ming] [Great Tang] [Song Dynasty] [Three Kingdoms] [Livestream] [Mischief-maker] [Funny] [Lighthearted]

Chen Ge’s high school grades weren’t very good.

He became a small-time streamer who shared obscure historical tales from the dynasties of the past.

But his educational livestreams were also broadcast to all those dynasties.

He shared obscure tales from the Great Ming.

Zhu Yuanzhang lost it.

“What the heck? I’m an emperor, and I still have to be buried alive with my wife?”

He shared obscure tales from the Great Qin.

The First Emperor’s face darkened.

“Guards, dig up Lü Buwei’s tomb!”

Zhao Gao: “Your Majesty, he was like a father to you!”

The First Emperor: “Dig it up! If he weren’t like a father to me, I wouldn’t be digging up his grave!”

He shared obscure tales from the Three Kingdoms.

The Three Heroes fought Lü Bu.

Lü Bu: “The three heroes were women? I fought them for three days and three nights?”

He shared obscure tales from the Spring and Autumn period.

Confucius once said, “He who first made funerary figures, did he not deserve to have no descendants?”

“The Master said, ‘The first person to offend me has already been beaten so badly he can’t have any descendants.’”

Confucius once said again, “If they have come, then let them be at ease.”

“The Master said, ‘Since your enemies have come, don’t let them leave. Bury them right here!’”

Confucius looked at his own muscles.

The Master said, “So that’s what the sky screen is about. This could work!”

The emperors of every dynasty were all left thoroughly shaken.

Then one day, a portal through time and space silently opened.

Zhu Yuanzhang: “Young streamer, come over here. I’ve got something amazing to show you.”

Li Shimin: “Young man, would you like a wife? How about my eldest daughter?”

The First Emperor: “Chen Ge, I name you King on Equal Footing. Help me unify the world. If we work together, victory is guaranteed.”

Other names

Taking Stock of Unofficial History: From the Start, Zhu Yuanzhang Is Buried with Empress Ma盘点野史：开局朱元璋殉葬马皇后Alternate title on Fanqie

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5.1kReads · 30 days

525.6kReads · all time

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6.1Score

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