Late-Stage Lung Cancer, and You're Telling Me the Diagnosis Was Wrong?

After going to the hospital for a checkup, I learned I had terminal lung cancer. The first thing I did when I got home was tie up the senior girl I'd had a crush on for eight years and bring her home.

A month later, I realized that apart from feeling weak, I wasn't in any pain at all. Just then, the hospital called to tell me they'd given me the wrong test results. I was perfectly healthy.

At that moment, I panicked. Looking at the woman asleep on the bed, I made an important decision!

After three years abroad, I returned home.

After a company team-building event, my coworkers got me drunk.

When I woke up, my feet were locked in place...