The Crown Prince Insists on Being My Sugar Daddy

Xiao Ruixue is the kind of person even the King of Hell can’t kill, but after being poisoned in an ambush, she is picked up by the crown prince. From then on, the prince has an insanely capable bodyguard at his side, one who single-handedly takes down the former court and the imperial harem. The royal guards tell the crown prince not to bring a corpse along, only for the corpse to come back to life and protect him all the way. [Woman disguised as a man + face-slapping + hilarious wish-fulfillment + adventures and mysteries + leading armies] A foul-mouthed, hilarious heroine with heaven-defying combat prowess VS a calculating, devoted crown prince who loves his bodyguard more than the throne Xiao Ruixue’s greatest hits: She snaps at the empress: “I kneel to Heaven, Earth, and my parents. Who are you?” She snaps at the princess: “I could castrate myself ten thousand times. It’ll grow back, get cut off, grow back, get cut off, and I still won’t marry you.” She turns the crown prince gay, and the heir to the throne goes mad with love, choosing his bodyguard over the empire. Water demons in the Nine-Bend River? Dive in and fish them out! No one returns from the Ghost Gate? Let’s go in and find out! A three-hundred-year-old monster from the former dynasty? Take it head-on! She says the most seductive things and throws the fiercest punches. Xiao Ruixue becomes a national idol and leaves a trail of hearts in her wake. The Crown Prince of Beiming nearly dies for her, while the new emperor of the Xia Kingdom makes a ruckus, vowing to die without her. Two dragons fight over a pearl, and three kingdoms are turned upside down. Driven by her career and dressed in armor with a marshal’s seal in hand, Xiao Ruixue sweeps through a thousand armies and pacifies the realm.