We Split the Family, Not the Property: I Take Everyone Out for Meat, So Why Are You Crying?

[Full audiobook now available] [ Farming + heartwarming + playboy + pocket dimension + family squabbles + devoted husband + both leads are each other’s first ] Su Changhe is knocked on the head by her boyfriend and unexpectedly transmigrates into a farming novel as a cannon-fodder character. From the start, she gives her biased grandmother a sound beating and helps her original family split off from the household. Then she makes sure the whole family eats well and lives comfortably. In the book: The biased old woman sells her own granddaughter to the sixty-something-year-old Master Lin as a concubine, and the girl dies a miserable death. The eldest branch of the family blows through a hundred taels on food and drink. A few years later, the old woman sells off the two younger sisters as well. One is sold to a butcher and tortured to death. The other is sold to a brothel and contracts syphilis. The original character’s parents are powerless to fight back and die from the stress. The whole family meets a tragic end. Transmigrating into the book sets off a butterfly effect. Su Changhe gives her biased grandmother a sound beating. Her parents do everything they can to protect her. They split from the family and grow rich, treating the whole village to meat, but leaving her grandmother’s family out. The whole family drools with envy, and eventually meets a gruesome end. [Ding~] [Congratulations, Master! You have received Happy Farm and a tenfold rebate.] [The farm is now open for quick planting and harvesting, and vegetable stealing.] The handsome neighbor loves her but can’t have her, so he silently gives everything he can. The second young master of the Xie family chases after her every day. The playboy pesters her all the time, until one day they end up sleeping together and spend a shameless night in each other’s arms. Xiao Yan: “Don’t worry. I’ll take responsibility for you.” Su Changhe: “We’re both adults. It’s not like we can’t handle it.” Who would’ve thought that after that, Xiao Yan would start shamelessly camping out at her house every day, demanding cuddles and hugs, and acting like a spoiled child in her arms at night? “My dearest little seedling, will you marry me?” “Or I could marry into your family!” “Just look at me. Where else can you find a handsome, charming man who’s this devoted?” “Why don’t you have a few babies for me?”