Mu Linchuan: “Ge Wei, let's get divorced. She's back.”
Ge Wei: “Fine!”
Mu Linchuan: “Ge Wei, aren't you even going to think about it?”
Ge Wei: “No need. If we divorce, I get a share of your assets, and you can ride off into the sunset with your first love. As a good ex, I'll let you have her!”
Mu Linchuan: “Ge Wei, I regret it. Marry me again! All my assets are yours.”
Ge Wei: “Who are you? Do I look like I'm short on money?”
Ge Wei looks down at her outfit. “Oh no, I left the house wearing one of those two-for-99-yuan sale outfits today.”
Still, she has to stand her ground and say, “Get lost!” What a blunder. What have I done? I'd better ride off on my little electric scooter!
Mu Linchuan is left in tears of regret.
Mother-in-law Lin Yuyan: “Dear daughter-in-law, I'm sorry. I was blinded by the fog back then.”
Ge Wei: “Oh, madam, the fog must have lasted a long time at your house. Three years!”
Ge Hanyuan: “Daughter, I was wrong. Please forgive me.”
Ge Wei: “Who are you? My father is dead. The grass on his grave is already three feet tall, and I haven't even had time to clear it.”
Wen Yurou: “Daughter, your mother can't live without you!”
Ge Wei: “You're crying over your man, aren't you? Great, keep that full-blown lovesickness going.”
Ge Muheng: “Little sister, come home. Don't leave your brother behind.”
Ge Wei: “Is there not a single normal person here? Hey, brother, you've got the wrong person. Your mother only had one child. If you want a sister, ask your stepmother to have another one.”
With that, Ge Wei rides away on her little electric scooter…
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