Why Is This Astral Express Getting Crazier by the Minute?!

[Absurdity (the absolute core) + losing your mind + nonsensical comedy + Honkai: Star Rail + a hodgepodge of absurd anime stuff + Cthulhu + bizarre] (Why would the author put all these elements together? I'm seriously concerned about their mental state...)

“Navigator Yelin, what are you doing?! We're about to hit an asteroid, Pa!”

“Don't worry. I bet the asteroid will move out of the way faster than the Astral Express can reach it... Oh, crap, we're really going to hit it! Brake! Which one's the brake?!”

“Couldn't you have gotten a driver's license, Pa?!”

“Bro, unless I heard wrong, one of the Astral Express's wheels just fell off...”

“No big deal, no big deal. Losing one wheel shouldn't affect how the train runs. Just think how many Amber Eras this train has been running. It can't possibly crash just because it lost a wheel...”

“Then why does it feel like the train is falling?! Aaaaaah!”

“Crap, sis, get under me, quick!”

“Yelin, I think there's something dirty on the train. I've been freezing in my sleep these past few days, and I keep feeling someone tap me on the back. But when I turn around, there's nothing there.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, it's terrifying.”

“Holy crap, that's great news! Hurry, start a fire. We can finally have a proper meal tonight!”